Sunday, October 03, 2010

It's a Scandal! It's a Outrage!

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It's a Scandal! It's a Outrage!

NASCAR’s decree of “Have at It Boys!” continues to provide fodder for discussion. A subplot of this is in the distinction of when, if ever, to draw the line on retaliation. As Dustin Long wrote, “in the ego-driven world of racing, a lot of times guys are going to get other people back for incidents.” The point of this blog is to ascertain to what degree such paybacks should be allowed and secondarily, is there a statute of limitations for such frontier justice?

Everyone is entitled to his opinion. This happens to be mine.

Last year and at the beginning of this year Brad Keselowski oft times found himself in situations where his driving skills did not align with his intentions. Several drivers found themselves involved in his lessons at the hands of the driving Mercies resulting in torn up race cars, thwarted finishes and roiled emotions. Denny Hamlin fell victim to such indignities enough times to eventually reach the limit of his forbearance and vowed to ‘take care of it’ at a coming race. In the Nationwide finale at Homestead last year Hamlin made good on his vow and spun Keselowski. A good part of both the NASCAR fandom and the NASCAR garage cheered as the brash pretender was given his comeuppance.

Did I cheer? Honestly, yes. Was Hamlin right to exact revenge for past wrongdoings at a different race? Probably, no.

At yet another Nationwide race, this time at Dover last May, on a restart Hamlin spun Clint Bowyer out of second place. The ensuing melee triggered a nine-car, red flag provoking accident. Once the caution flag flew, Bowyer drove out from pit exit and lambasted the side of Hamlin’s car. NASCAR instantly parked Bowyer, sending him to the garage.

Was I astounded? Yes, completely flummoxed. Was Bowyer right to exact what he genuinely believed was his pound of flesh from Hamlin at the first opportune moment? Under NASCAR’s “Have at It Boys” policy, probably yes.

The infamous Carl Edwards/Brad Keselowski simmering feud that erupted into what could have been absolute mayhem? Sorry, Carl. As much as I was rooting for you to ‘pay the little twerp back and teach him a lesson he wouldn’t soon forget’, your method was completely inappropriate. Edwards spent a sizable chunk of laps brooding in the garage as his wounded race car was cobbled together with spare parts and pieces. When he returned to the track he navigated the circuit like a malicious vulture just waiting for his opportunity to ambush Keselowski. His premeditation was palpable...and unacceptable.

Kevin Harvick took exception to remarks Denny Hamlin made about the Richard Childress Racing (RCR) #33 car’s illegality and resultant penalties. He exacted penance from Hamlin by bashing Hamlin’s bumper as both cars were beginning their first laps of practice at Dover this fall. Expected? It’s Harvick - not necessarily expected, but surprised, no. Accepted/allowable? Borderline. Questionable tactic? Absolutely. Potential for Chase-crushing damage to either car? Intolerable.

Brad Keselowski and Kyle Busch were in the midst of a hard fought Nationwide race at Bristol this August when Busch slid up in front of Keselowski coming down the back stretch. Keselowski was not inclined to lift and fenced Busch. Recovering control of his race car if not his temper, Busch put on a clinic on instantaneous retribution as the two cars exited Turn 4, “I went down on the next corner and dumped him. He does it to everybody else, so why can’t I do that to him.” Busch sailed past to win the race, with Keselowski having to pit and finishing 14th.

I’m a Kyle Busch fan. I should take a pass on rating this one, but I won’t. That whole tangle was done in less than 30 seconds. If you blinked you had to wait for the replay. No apparent rancor or malice, just bam, bam, bam - you did that, so I must do this. Over and done with, let’s move on. Unless of course you wanna call me an ass in front of millions of people tomorrow. The reaction and payback were done in the ‘heat of the moment’. Can’t fault a driver for that in this particular case.

Then there’s the June Pocono race...Harvick and Joey Logano have a close encounter to spawn thousands of sales of “I Wear the Firesuit” t-shirts. (It may be happenstance but Harvick easily wears the mantle of enforcer, a reputation he inherited from his intimidating predecessor at RCR. Rarely does he shy from flexing his Mr. Hyde persona on the racetrack; a complete role-reversal from the Dr. Jekyll seen cuddling chihuahua Lo in pre-race Twitter picture postings.) As the laps wound down that June, Logano had an honest opportunity to make the race a 1-2-3 finish for Joe Gibbs Racing (JGR). Harvick chose to scupper any such chances by deliberately turning Logano. His explanation was lame. "I just got in there and we just wound up getting together. Just two cars going to the same space at one time." This was an instance of pure animosity. Premeditated. Done because he could. Beware though, young Joe grew some stones that day and there’s a long future ahead for payback...

...which brings us to today. Kyle Busch got into the left rear quarter panel of David Reutimann. Reutimann went for a spin as Busch sailed on past. Following a trip to the pits for a tire change necessitated by the spin, Reutimann went back on the track. There he lurked. Waiting in ambush. Waiting for his chance to bushwhack the #18. (Sorry, I couldn’t resist that one.) Was it unexpected? To a degree it was. Busch is in the Chase. Reutimann isn’t. Surely no one would take it upon themselves to intentionally ruin someone’s chance for a Championship because of an error in judgment. Surely not? Busch’s spotter was taking no chances as he relayed the information to his driver. "You're coming up on the wounded 00. Just be wary." Words that were quickly responded to by Busch with “Car's destroyed!!!!!!” Busch reported that Reutimann turned right into him. (We television viewers were away at commercial break so I only heard the exchange.) Busch wanted a swift and sure punishment of Reutimann from NASCAR and let it be known that if nothing was forthcoming he wanted a meeting with them after the race. There was none and Reutimann for all his bother ended up hoist with his own petard. By race’s end Busch was giving a calm, thoughtful interview while Reutimann’s eyes flitted everywhere but the interviewer’s face and camera lens.

Reutimann was upset and under pressure from his crew to retaliate. He did. Under “Have at It Boys” precedent he’s allowed to. Should he have? I think not. Much as teams would like us to believe that Chasers are not raced differently just because they’re in the Chase, don’t you believe it! There is no way that a non-Chase contender should have the power to affect the potential outcome of the Championship. Harken back to that Harvick/Logano tiff at Pocono. Where’s the safeguard to prevent Logano from wresting a Championship title from Harvick at Homestead? What’s to stop Roush Fenway Racing from sending David Ragan on a suicide mission to destroy the Hendrick boys’ shot? Or what’s to stop owner/driver/contender Tony Stewart from siccing a Rocket of redemption on a Busch brother or two? Gentlemen’s honor. Well, we saw how far that went today.

Two songs come to mind.
..
NASCAR’s ”The Battle Hymn of the Republic”

He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword:
His truth is marching on.

or

The drivers’ “It’s a Scandal! It’s a Outrage!” from “Oklahoma!”

Trapped!
Tricked!
Hoodblinked!
Hambushed!

Which will it be when all is said and done?

There’s a line to be recognized and drawn. A distinction between the legal term for an exception to the hearsay rule called “excited utterances” and “lying in wait.”

Spontaneity of the declarant is a key to admissibility. An excited utterance does not have to be made at time of the startling event, but must be made while the declarant is still in a state of surprise or shock from the incident. The declarant's reflective powers must be stilled, meaning that, while making the statement, the declarant would not have had a chance to reflect upon the startling event, fabricate a purposefully false statement, and then say it. If the declarant is believed to have had time to reflect on the situation before making the statement, the statement would not be spontaneous and thus not an excited utterance. However, under certain circumstances, it is possible for days to have passed before the declarant fully reflects on the event, and "unstills" his or her reflective powers.
Spontaneity is established by the declarant's demeanor, time lapse, and content of the statement. Declarant's appearance of calmness at time statement lessens admissibility. Time lapse between the startling event and the statement is a factor for both admissibility and weight. (Wikipedia)

Certainly if lawyers can figure this stuff out, then NASCAR can. I propose that if any “Having at It” fits the excited utterance definition it shall be permissible (exceptions always a rule) while any reflection, premeditation type payback be punishable.

It’s complicated and still can vary on a case by case basis.

Like art & porn, I can’t describe it, but I know it when I see it!

ASCAR’s decree of “Have at It Boys!” continues to provide fodder for discussion. A subplot of this is in the distinction of when, if ever, to draw the line on retaliation. As Dustin Long wrote, “in the ego-driven world of racing, a lot of times guys are going to get other people back for incidents.” The point of this blog is to ascertain to what degree such paybacks should be allowed and secondarily, is there a statute of limitations for such frontier justice?

Everyone is entitled to his opinion. This happens to be mine.

Last year and at the beginning of this year Brad Keselowski oft times found himself in situations where his driving skills did not align with his intentions. Several drivers found themselves involved in his lessons at the hands of the driving Mercies resulting in torn up race cars, thwarted finishes and roiled emotions. Denny Hamlin fell victim to such indignities enough times to eventually reach the limit of his forbearance and vowed to ‘take care of it’ at a coming race. In the Nationwide finale at Homestead last year Hamlin made good on his vow and spun Keselowski. A good part of both the NASCAR fandom and the NASCAR garage cheered as the brash pretender was given his comeuppance.

Did I cheer? Honestly, yes. Was Hamlin right to exact revenge for past wrongdoings at a different race? Probably, no.

At yet another Nationwide race, this time at Dover last May, on a restart Hamlin spun Clint Bowyer out of second place. The ensuing melee triggered a nine-car, red flag provoking accident. Once the caution flag flew, Bowyer drove out from pit exit and lambasted the side of Hamlin’s car. NASCAR instantly parked Bowyer, sending him to the garage.

Was I astounded? Yes, completely flummoxed. Was Bowyer right to exact what he genuinely believed was his pound of flesh from Hamlin at the first opportune moment? Under NASCAR’s “Have at It Boys” policy, probably yes.

The infamous Carl Edwards/Brad Keselowski simmering feud that erupted into what could have been absolute mayhem? Sorry, Carl. As much as I was rooting for you to ‘pay the little twerp back and teach him a lesson he wouldn’t soon forget’, your method was completely inappropriate. Edwards spent a sizable chunk of laps brooding in the garage as his wounded race car was cobbled together with spare parts and pieces. When he returned to the track he navigated the circuit like a malicious vulture just waiting for his opportunity to ambush Keselowski. His premeditation was palpable...and unacceptable.

Kevin Harvick took exception to remarks Denny Hamlin made about the Richard Childress Racing (RCR) #33 car’s illegality and resultant penalties. He exacted penance from Hamlin by bashing Hamlin’s bumper as both cars were beginning their first laps of practice at Dover this fall. Expected? It’s Harvick - not necessarily expected, but surprised, no. Accepted/allowable? Borderline. Questionable tactic? Absolutely. Potential for Chase-crushing damage to either car? Intolerable.

Brad Keselowski and Kyle Busch were in the midst of a hard fought Nationwide race at Bristol this August when Busch slid up in front of Keselowski coming down the back stretch. Keselowski was not inclined to lift and fenced Busch. Recovering control of his race car if not his temper, Busch put on a clinic on instantaneous retribution as the two cars exited Turn 4, “I went down on the next corner and dumped him. He does it to everybody else, so why can’t I do that to him.” Busch sailed past to win the race, with Keselowski having to pit and finishing 14th.

I’m a Kyle Busch fan. I should take a pass on rating this one, but I won’t. That whole tangle was done in less than 30 seconds. If you blinked you had to wait for the replay. No apparent rancor or malice, just bam, bam, bam - you did that, so I must do this. Over and done with, let’s move on. Unless of course you wanna call me an ass in front of millions of people tomorrow. The reaction and payback were done in the ‘heat of the moment’. Can’t fault a driver for that in this particular case.

Then there’s the June Pocono race...Harvick and Joey Logano have a close encounter to spawn thousands of sales of “I Wear the Firesuit” t-shirts. (It may be happenstance but Harvick easily wears the mantle of enforcer, a reputation he inherited from his intimidating predecessor at RCR. Rarely does he shy from flexing his Mr. Hyde persona on the racetrack; a complete role-reversal from the Dr. Jekyll seen cuddling chihuahua Lo in pre-race Twitter picture postings.) As the laps wound down that June, Logano had an honest opportunity to make the race a 1-2-3 finish for Joe Gibbs Racing (JGR). Harvick chose to scupper any such chances by deliberately turning Logano. His explanation was lame. "I just got in there and we just wound up getting together. Just two cars going to the same space at one time." This was an instance of pure animosity. Premeditated. Done because he could. Beware though, young Joe grew some stones that day and there’s a long future ahead for payback...

...which brings us to today. Kyle Busch got into the left rear quarter panel of David Reutimann. Reutimann went for a spin as Busch sailed on past. Following a trip to the pits for a tire change necessitated by the spin, Reutimann went back on the track. There he lurked. Waiting in ambush. Waiting for his chance to bushwhack the #18. (Sorry, I couldn’t resist that one.) Was it unexpected? To a degree it was. Busch is in the Chase. Reutimann isn’t. Surely no one would take it upon themselves to intentionally ruin someone’s chance for a Championship because of an error in judgment. Surely not? Busch’s spotter was taking no chances as he relayed the information to his driver. "You're coming up on the wounded 00. Just be wary." Words that were quickly responded to by Busch with “Car's destroyed!!!!!!” Busch reported that Reutimann turned right into him. (We television viewers were away at commercial break so I only heard the exchange.) Busch wanted a swift and sure punishment of Reutimann from NASCAR and let it be known that if nothing was forthcoming he wanted a meeting with them after the race. There was none and Reutimann for all his bother ended up hoist with his own petard. By race’s end Busch was giving a calm, thoughtful interview while Reutimann’s eyes flitted everywhere but the interviewer’s face and camera lens.

Reutimann was upset and under pressure from his crew to retaliate. He did. Under “Have at It Boys” precedent he’s allowed to. Should he have? I think not. Much as teams would like us to believe that Chasers are not raced differently just because they’re in the Chase, don’t you believe it! There is no way that a non-Chase contender should have the power to affect the potential outcome of the Championship. Harken back to that Harvick/Logano tiff at Pocono. Where’s the safeguard to prevent Logano from wresting a Championship title from Harvick at Homestead? What’s to stop Roush Fenway Racing from sending David Ragan on a suicide mission to destroy the Hendrick boys’ shot? Or what’s to stop owner/driver/contender Tony Stewart from siccing a Rocket of redemption on a Busch brother or two? Gentlemen’s honor. Well, we saw how far that went today.

Two songs come to mind.
..
NASCAR’s ”The Battle Hymn of the Republic”

He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword:
His truth is marching on.

or

The drivers’ “It’s a Scandal! It’s a Outrage!” from “Oklahoma!”

Trapped!
Tricked!
Hoodblinked!
Hambushed!

Which will it be when all is said and done?

There’s a line to be recognized and drawn. A distinction between the legal term for an exception to the hearsay rule called “excited utterances” and “lying in wait.”

Spontaneity of the declarant is a key to admissibility. An excited utterance does not have to be made at time of the startling event, but must be made while the declarant is still in a state of surprise or shock from the incident. The declarant's reflective powers must be stilled, meaning that, while making the statement, the declarant would not have had a chance to reflect upon the startling event, fabricate a purposefully false statement, and then say it. If the declarant is believed to have had time to reflect on the situation before making the statement, the statement would not be spontaneous and thus not an excited utterance. However, under certain circumstances, it is possible for days to have passed before the declarant fully reflects on the event, and "unstills" his or her reflective powers.
Spontaneity is established by the declarant's demeanor, time lapse, and content of the statement. Declarant's appearance of calmness at time statement lessens admissibility. Time lapse between the startling event and the statement is a factor for both admissibility and weight.

Certainly if lawyers can figure this stuff out, then NASCAR can. I propose that if any “Having at It” fits the excited utterance definition it shall be permissible (exceptions always a rule) while any reflection, premeditation type payback be punishable.

It’s complicated and still can vary on a case by case basis.

Like art & porn, I can’t describe it, but I know it when I see it!

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Change "The Chase"

Change The Chase? Sure, why not? Here’s how I’d do it.

1) You win, you’re in.
Simple and easy to understand. People say they want more exciting racing. Well, imagine the excitement of the finish of every race, the winning of which guarantees entry into The Chase. Even rain delay strategies take on new importance.

Fine, but how to keep ‘em wantin’ to win after they’re in?

2) Change the amount of bonus points awarded for each win.
For win #1, a driver gets 10 bonus points and Chase entry. For win #2, driver awarded 20 bonus points. Win #3 = 30, win #4 = 40, etc. In my opinion, if you’re dominating the regular season enough to have multiple wins you deserve a reward for that dominance with more than 10 points per win. As it now stands one DNF in The Chase and those bonus points are wiped out. (Reference: Busch Blowup 2008) By building the value of each regular season win, excellence is more highly rewarded.

3) Keep what’s right with the current Chase.
Consistency should count. Continue to have the top points earners as Chase entrants. I’m not particular as to whether that’s the top 10 or top 12 in points standings. Tweak as appropriate. Call it the Earnhardt Clause if you want but every driver has fans so I’d keep 12. The more drivers included in The Chase, the more fans still with a vested interest in it.

As I write this, 7 of the 12 current Chase contenders have no wins. I have no argument that they should be excluded. Imagine the 2010 Chase without Jeff Gordan or Tony Stewart. No, thank you. The Chase can only be improved by the inclusion of these perennial favorites. Let’s improve it further by adding in this year’s winning drivers who have not garnered enough points to make the current list. Is the Championship race tainted by including Jamie McMurray, Ryan Newman & David Reutimann? Absolutely not! Take a poll of the most popular, feel-good wins of the season and those 3 names most likely top the list.


So under this system, were The Chase to begin tomorrow, there would be 15 drivers (and their fans) into the Championship. Here is the list with adjusted bonus points...

Denny Hamlin - 150
Jimmie Johnson - 150
Kevin Harvick - 30
Kurt Busch - 30

Kyle Busch - 30

Jamie McMurray - 30
Ryan Newman - 10
David Reutimann - 10
Jeff Gordon - 0
Jeff Burton - 0
Matt Kenseth - 0
Tony Stewart - 0

Carl Edwards - 0

Greg Biffle - 0

Clint Bowyer - 0


Seems equitable to me... unless you’re a Dale Jr. fan. Sorry ‘bout that but I refuse to include a fan vote for this one.

Monday, July 19, 2010

A Horse and a Goat...

Is there anything else regarding this past weekend's race(s) that you would like to share with us?



So asked the survey posted for the NASCAR Fan Council members...


Really? Are you kidding? Anything else? There's a rather large elephant here in the survey room with us, don't you think? When "Carl Edwards" is the Top Trending item on Twitter 30 minutes following the conclusion of Saturday's Nationwide race, there's definitely something on NASCAR fandom's mind.


Up front I must admit to my personal biases regarding Edwards & Keselowski.


When I first became a NASCAR fan my daughter told me I should really pick a favorite driver as that would make my television viewing that much more exciting. I told her I had no idea who to select. I said I didn’t want a driver that everybody else had. I didn’t want the favorite. I didn’t want most popular. BUT, I also didn’t want a back marker kind of guy – one who had virtually no hope of winning. So with my field of contenders narrowed, I watched the next couple of broadcasts and eventually decided I’d go with the one who’d done a rain-delay fill piece on his motor coach driver’s rally beard and his search for coins with a metal detector. (I don’t pretend it was a logical choice, but my daughter assured me this driver fit within my qualification parameters.) And so, I ended up with Carl Edwards as “my” driver.


That lasted from late summer ’07 through about March ’08. The oil cover ‘mistake’ of Las Vegas and the vibe of snake-oil salesman during his interviews began to sway my feelings. I needed a different driver; one who seemed less packaged, less perfected, and less plastic. Those qualities, wrapped in raw talent, were abundant in my new driver, Kyle Busch. Kyle, displaying the Busch family penchant for malapropism, once referred to Edwards as Mr. Ed. He’d meant to call him Eddie Haskell in reference to his smarmy public persona, but mixed up his 60’s metaphors. So Edwards, with his toothy, Captain America smile morphed into Mr. Ed. Yes, as we all have seen, he can certainly be part of a horse’s anatomy at times.


Brad Keselowski first crossed my radar on the evening of the first NASCAR Sprint (at the time Nextel) Cup race I ever attended in person. I was so unbelievably excited to be going to a race. My budget at the time couldn’t justify purchasing a ticket but a friend had complimentary ones from her GM dealership and was taking me as her guest. To prep beforehand I carefully watched the Nationwide (then Busch) series race that Saturday evening. Remember, I was still a new initiate at this point. “OH MY GOSH! HE’S CRASHED & HIS CAR IS ON FIRE!” were the first words I ever uttered in regards to Brad Keselowski. I recall feeling so sorry for the poor, young kid who was making one of his first ever starts in the big leagues. (I have no idea if that was true regarding his rookie status, but that’s how I viewed it.) What a tough break I thought. I was prepared to root for the newbie.


That newbie though was not the earnest innocent I originally pegged him to be. As his seat time increased, so too did his abundantly apparent ego. The cock-of-the-walk swagger paired with a Napoleonic complex he exhibited set my teeth on edge. I began to dislike Keselowski with a special zeal. As his confidence swelled, the ego on public display was typified by the scraggly goatee he began to sport. Plus, he crashed people!! It seemed that whenever talent failed – and that was far too often – Keselowski would spin out whoever happened to be nearby. Frequently in my eyes at least, those hapless cars belonged to a driver from the Joe Gibbs Racing stable. Unfailingly unapologetic for his actions Keselowski prompted the hash tag of #BlameGoatboy which adorned many of my Twitter rants following whichever crash/spin he’d most recently caused. If Edwards was Mr. Ed, Keselowski became Goatboy.


So you see I don’t care for either driver involved in the #1 NASCAR water cooler topic of the day. I don’t have a pony in that show. If anything, I root more for either to lose than to win.


All of that background brings me to Saturday night’s final lap incident at Gateway.


There are two matters that I believe NASCAR must address.


First, of course, is the obvious, on-going feud between Edwards & Keselowski and its consequences and repercussions.


Second, is the topic of parental interference/injection into unfolding track matters.


Let’s talk parents first. Before going any further let me state unequivocally that I believe every parent should stand up for their child. They should be upset when they perceive that something has somehow wronged or hurt their offspring. Just how they respond to the apparent injustice is NASCAR’s concern. Here I feel an imbalance on NASCAR’s part.


Last year Tom Logano became so exasperated with the way he viewed Greg Biffle’s racing of his son Joey at California that he flipped off Biffle as he was making his way to Joey’s car. For that infraction, Mr. Logano had his hard card pulled for the duration of the season. An inconvenience at worst but it made the point of non-interaction by a parent while in the pits. To the best of my knowledge, this action by Mr. Logano was not aired live during the national broadcast.


On Saturday night, while waiting for his son to be released from the infield care center, Bob Keselowski stated live, on the national television broadcast, “I'm sick and tired of this. I'll get my uniform back on and take care of this. He ain't gonna kill my boy.” Remember, I wholeheartedly agree that Mr. Keselowski had every reason to be upset. Those words echoed the emotions any parent would have felt. He expressed them forcefully. I have yet to read of any sanctions against him. (Tuesdays are for that I know and today’s Monday, so there’s still time.)


Comparing the two instances though, which threat/interference is the more ominous? Flipping someone off as they drive by? (I live in California remember. That’s pretty much an everyday occurrence here.) Or threatening to don a firesuit, return to the track and ‘take care of this’? To maintain a semblance of consistency NASCAR must at least acknowledge that such intimidation by parents against drivers, though understandable, will not be tolerated anywhere in the infield/garage/pits area. (I think the hard card pulling was over-reaching at Cali, but if it was done then, something similar should be done now.)


Now, to the meat of the matter -- What to do with the Edwards/Keselowski situation?


In the immediate aftermath of the incident I posted on Twitter the following:


Well boys this is 1 fine mess you've gotten us into. You've both got 2 find a way 2 stop this cuz some1 maybe 3rd driver is gonna get killed.


The fact that the two of them can’t seem to find a way to race together isn’t really the most salient matter. Whether or not they want to wale on each other in their tit-for-tat grudge doesn’t really concern me. What DOES is the fact that this feud isn’t confined to a vacuum. There are ALWAYS other cars that are affected. In those other cars are other drivers, one or more of whom are eventually going to get hurt or killed based on the actions of these two bozos. They simply must STOP IT! They haven’t managed to do so within the confines of the past probations handed out by NASCAR.


Stronger penalties must be imposed.


Suggestions for penalties:


NNS points penalties for both. More for Edwards. (He DID admit complete culpability in his Victory Lane interview after all.)


NASCAR-wide probation for both. Longer duration than before.


Edwards fined $. Roush-Fenway to be billed for replacement of all cars involved in crash.


Possibly parking Edwards from NNS race. (I’m still on the fence on this one. Another Twitter poster wrote: TDF (Tour de France) rider makes move that could have taken out multiple riders = ejection. Mr. Ed actually does it and cashes the check. Hmm. Just saying.)


I DO know that now is the time to say, “Enough is Enough!” These two? They’ve “Had at It” a race too long. Time to step in and rein these brutes back to the barnyard NASCAR. (Even Denny Hamlin, who lavishes absolutely NO love on Keselowski weighed in this morning with his opinion. It was, “dirty.. Just dirty”. I don’t think he was commenting on the state of his laundry upon his return from Panama either.)

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Gluck Tribute

Do you know how hard it is to try to write a tribute piece about Jeff Gluck while performing one’s normal, paying job? Let me give you an example of my past two days at work…

…type, type, type … effusive praise Gluck … type, type, type … [phone rings] “So-and-so school, how may I help you?” ... listen to question … answer question … type, type, type … anecdote Gluck … type, type, type … [child arrives at desk, crying piteously] … “You what? You swallowed a dime? Any trouble breathing? Well, why are you crying? Well, probably so, but mostly they’ll be glad you’re ok. Let’s just give ‘em a call. Now you know why we shouldn’t put money in our mouths.” … type, type, type … Gluck, Gluck, Gluck … [parent enters through office door] … “Hi Mrs. Parent. What’s up? You picked up a 1st grader hitch-hiking his way home from school?!” … typo, typo, typo … ohforgetaboutitI’llwritewhenIgethome!!!

So that brings me back to my little piece about Jeff Gluck, that I promise you was started, several times in fact, well before this one InfieldParking, this one StuffOnBrusimmsobSports, or this one BleacherReport, appeared in my Twitter feed. First off, thank you to the writers of each of those for sharing; I comprehend fully the need to share your angst. Here’s mine below…

~~~

During the 2009 season Jeff Gluck (@jeff_gluck on Twitter) wrote for NASCAR Scene, NASCAR Illustrated & scenedaily.com. Jeff was a scribe for EveryFan. His behind-the-scenes insights, his unique sense of humor, and his gentle observations of & about the world of NASCAR endeared him to a small legion of Twitter followers. Gluck’s fans soon developed a new way to ‘watch’ a race and it included some type of device on which to interact with Twitter (& Jeff) during the race.

And interact we tweeps did! Part of Gluck’s appeal is his genuinely honest interest in everything that’s happening and in other people’s reactions/opinions. I believe Jeff truly enjoys his exchanges with his followers because partway into the season he instituted tweetups between himself & Twitter fans.

A tweetup, should you not know, is a real world meeting between two or more people who know each other through Twitter. Gluck’s twist on the tweetup was to arrange one at each race weekend track he was covering.

So it was with eager anticipation that I looked forward to the tweetup to be held at the Auto Club Speedway in October. I was going. I’d get to meet other NASCAR Twittizens at the track. The tweetup was for race day/Sunday, but I had plans to be at the track for all 3 days of NASCAR action – qualifying, Nationwide and Cup.

Friday found me (and my pit pass) wandering the area behind pit road as I waited for my daughter, Kallie, to arrive. I find it almost as much fun to people-watch this section as it is to stroll along all the pit boxes, so I texted Kallie my location and happily bided my time gawking & woolgathering.

By the time she arrived I’d decided that the best spot to watch drivers and cars entering/exiting pit road was at the east end of the garage egress. It’d been a month since we’d seen each other so we chattered away as we wended our way through the crowd, full of catching-up and plans for the weekend ahead. Soon we were passing the media center area of the complex. Naturally our conversation turned to the tweetup set for Sunday, when suddenly, as if thoughts could materialize deeds, there sitting at a computer on the other side of a large plate glass window was Jeff Gluck. He was deep into a discussion with someone. (Was that you Bob Pockrass? Your head was down so it was hard to recognize who you were.) We certainly didn’t want to intrude or interrupt work. Besides, what do you do? Skitter up to tap on the glass like the monkey house at the zoo? And who are the monkeys in this instance anyway? We didn’t wave, we didn’t tap, we didn’t even stare … we kept walking.

Kallie was just finishing up the tweet she was about to post about seeing @jeff_gluck when the door to the media center sprang open and out galloped Gluck…

“Hey wait up!” he exclaimed. “I know you guys.”

And with that we fell into a wonderful chat with Jeff and he really DID know us. Whether he has a fantastic memory or had been studying up on the people he’d had contact him regarding a tweetup or what, I don’t know, but he called me out on a picture/comment I’d posted in jest about his comments regarding wheeled computer bags and moving walkways in airports. He even put me at ease when I flushed with embarrassment when he asked where my t-shirt was. (Men with bags) His comment was that he was fine with it since he wouldn’t dish it out if he couldn’t expect to get some in return.

Jeff in person was/is the person you’ve met on Twitter. He had information to answer our questions. He offered encouragement for my daughter’s future aspirations. He had no forewarning whatsoever that he was about to engage in a conversation with two near strangers and yet speaking with him was like reminiscing with an old friend. His skill as a reporter had us at ease and relaxed as he adeptly interviewed us without either Kallie or me even realizing it. Soon though, Jeff had job responsibilities to attend to and Kallie & I wanted to inspect the midway offerings so we went our separate ways. When we parted, it was as friends.

The souvenir haulers siren call was too strong to ignore. Sucked into the maelstrom of merchandise we marveled at some of the things being hawked. Then the booth peddling NASCAR Illustrated/NASCAR Scene caught our eye. The huckster's pitch was honed to perfection. He offered a patter that promised not only subscriptions but also a FREE!, FREE!, FREE! driver-themed fleece throw, driver calendar, pocket guide, the book Portraits of NASCAR plus current issues of both publications. I actually signed up but NOT for any of those incentives. What motivated my decision was simple and his name is Jeff Gluck.

Kallie was so tickled with our little adventure at the NASCAR Illustrated/NASCAR Scene stall that she had to text Gluck the glorious news that we’d re-upped our NASCAR Illustrated subscription for another year and signed on for 2-years with NASCAR Scene. In true Gluck form, Jeff fired back a text that said, “2 YEARS?!! Now maybe I can rethink my plans to dine at Del Taco tonight!”

Do I need to tell you that at least one of us did indeed then have to ‘dine @ the Del’? Actually, Kallie & I hit up In ‘n Out Burger but I did swing by my local Del Taco once I got home and talked my way into procuring just a little present for Jeff. The following day he gamely posed with his new hat! (Yes, it’s the ball cap all Del Taco servers wear.) So Jeff, I know this NASCAR Scene thing isn’t working out so much anymore, but remember, you’re already outfitted for one possible alternative.

I don’t understand business. Don’t pretend to. But one thing I do know is that any job that involves humans is taken to an entirely different level when one goes beyond one’s stated duties to give just a little bit of themselves as well. That is the truly unique quality that Jeff Gluck offered NASCAR Scene, etc. while in their employ. I look forward to seeing whoever it is who’s going to benefit from that next!

Hire this man!!!!